Keeping in mind shipping, I’ll use the budget you give me to send you something I feel is appropriate for the answer you gave me on the form.

Answer accurately, and who knows? You might receive a painting apropos to your answers, or a 50 lb box of cat food (flat rate box allowing). You might catch me in a weird mood, and get something strange. You might catch me in a bland mood, and get something derivative.

Please fill out the form. Questions Subject to change.

* Only non-perishable food items will be mailed, are considered art, and not for consumption. I take no responsibility for consumption of my art!

I will guarantee the following:

• you might receive feelings of suspense!

• you might receive feelings of hype!

• you might receive feelings of regret!

• I’ll use that $100 budget as frugally as possible.

  • I like money

• I’ll probably mess up and spend most of that budget

  • I’m not great with money

• I’ll make a margin

• if it is a puzzle, it will have a solution

  • and that you can use the contact form to ask for it :)

• you’ll get something

• a reasonable timeline, shipping not-withstanding

I will not guarantee the following:

• your expectations

• a value associated with the price

  • I will do my best to make it appropriate to costs, but it will be a subjective piece of art, a puzzle, or a combination therein

• that you will be able to make sense of the mystery you receive

• that the mystery will be a puzzle

  • it might be something that you do not expect, or a mysterious object, or even a mysterious relationship to the answers given

  • the mystery can extend anywhere from simply not knowing what you’re going to receive, to a real mystery with a much grander plot

• a short timeline

  • it may take me a month or two to prepare given work load, and mystery price, then more time to orchestrate depending on the mystery you receive

  • with this in mind, cheaper mysteries may have shorter timelines

Shipping within the USA will use flat rate USPS unless decided otherwise.